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youokaylittlebrother:

I think if I saw them I’d freak the fuck out because that means I’m a minor character and my ass is gonna be dead soon.

(Source: beaconchills)

teajamandsherlock:

the-petite-prince:

the-science-boyfriends:

sparklegenocide:

dirtyvigilante:

courtneycrawford:

thankyoucorndog:

letsgetnakedandstuff:

thegestianpoet:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

where do i go to punch someone 

i’m 16 and have cellulite does that mean the guy i’m dating is an axe murderer ??

i didn’t want to believe it but it’s a real article and the comments are nauseating

I’m 23 and have fucking cellulite what kind of bullshit is that

???????!!?!?!?!?!

Uuuuuuuhhhhggg

This person needs to shut the hell up She’s beautiful and looks also aren’t the only thing people look for in a relationship dumbass. 

… I swEAR TO GOD FUCK FUCKFIJG FNFJFJ FUCK YOU WHOEVER WROTE THIS I SWEAR TO THE NINE I WILL COME DOWN AND BREAK THEIR SKULL WITH MY BARE HANDS LIKE KHAN THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO BREATHE

I’m 17 and I have a bit and my boyfriend doesn’t give a shit about it.

She’s still sexy

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

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